{"product_id":"original-indigo-montoya-thunderpants","title":"Original Indigo Montoya Thunderpants","description":"\u003cp\u003eHello. My name is Indigo Montoya. I am a killer solid. Prepare for a new dye!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for revenge against all the years of uncomfy bum-hood? An ode to one of our favorite films, The Princess Bride, this inconceivable new deep blue color is perfect for epic sword fights, climbing the cliffs of insanity, a deadly battle of wits, and surviving the fire swamp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHave fun storming the castle - in comfort and style! \u003cbr\u003eShop Indigo Montoya…. As you wish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEmma is wearing a size 2XL Original.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eThe original comfy undies that don't go up your bum. In sizes small through to xxl this very comfortable high waisted brief sits in the natural crease at the top of the leg and just under the navel. Check out our \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca title=\"Size Chart\" href=\"https:\/\/thunderpantsusa.com\/pages\/size-guide\" style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eSize Chart here\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e. Thunderpants are cut with enough fabric to cover your rear end and the comfy bands hold them in place so even the most active folk will no longer need to readjust their underwear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Thunderpants fabric is 90% organically grown cotton and 10% spandex to give it that super comfy soft stretchy feel. The waist and leg bands are constructed in the same fabric, eliminating the need for the addition of nasty grippy elastic. We test every lot of fabric for ultimate performance. Printed fabric screen printed with water based inks. All the garments are made locally and lovingly in Portland, OR. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTo preserve the vibrant colors and life of the fabric we suggest you do not soak or bleach your Thunderpants items. Use a gentle detergent in a cold machine wash and dry your Thunderpants on the line (they will survive drying on low, but may fade a bit). \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYour Thunderpants are not only super comfy, but they are designed to withstand some pretty staunch stuff, so get into them and get on out there!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Thunderpants","offers":[{"title":"Small","offer_id":47679935480044,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Medium","offer_id":47679935512812,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Large","offer_id":47679935545580,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"X-Large","offer_id":47679935578348,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":47679935611116,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":47679935643884,"sku":null,"price":26.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0066\/2025\/0181\/files\/Original_Indigo_Montoya_2.webp?v=1779896883","url":"https:\/\/spoilsofwear.com\/products\/original-indigo-montoya-thunderpants","provider":"Spoils of Wear","version":"1.0","type":"link"}